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Sarah_Riddle

Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 2158 Location: A CMxJ World
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:33 pm Post subject: The CMxJ Law |
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Short version:
I. a) Chi-Min and June shall forever be in love with each other and no other person. b) Any other person vying for the affections of Chi-Min or for the affections of June shall hereby be DENIED.
II) a) Anyone who seeks to bring apart Chi-Min and June shall suffer painful death.
III) a) All shippers of Chi-Min and June shall wave the flag, learn the dance, and bash those who oppose Chi-Min and June together over the head with a potato.
Trust me. You don't want the long version.
And we really don't bash people. We simply do our best to convince them that Chi-Min and June are destined to be together.
By using potatoes.
The dance for all who need to see it:
#4 is a twirl.
Any questions? _________________ I am only one person, but I am going to move mountains. |
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Sarah_Riddle

Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 2158 Location: A CMxJ World
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, these are SPECIAL potatoes. They have REAL eyes (all over!) and are VERY unwashed. They are also of the sweet variety but I wouldn't recommend taking a bite - they be poisonous upon consumption. _________________ I am only one person, but I am going to move mountains. |
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Auditory Eden

Joined: 27 Dec 2009 Posts: 88
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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If potatoes are not present, yams may be used as substitutes. _________________ Beyonde There Bee Dragones
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Sarah_Riddle

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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:45 am Post subject: |
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| Auditory Eden wrote: | | If potatoes are not present, yams may be used as substitutes. |
Only if they're CREEPY yams. _________________ I am only one person, but I am going to move mountains. |
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